Perpetual Dad Joke Calendar

$19.99

365 JOKES: Brighten each day with cringeworthy jokes perfect for dads, families, kids, and pun-lovers everywhere.
FULL-COLOR ART: Every joke comes with a bright, fun illustration! Designed to make you laugh and smile at your desk, kitchen, or wherever you proudly display your dad humor.
EASEL DISPLAY: Display it your way! Use the sturdy easel for your desk or tabletop, or hang it up easily with the built-in wall hook. Your jokes deserve a stage.
DIMENSIONS: 5.75 inches wide x 5.25 inches tall. Perfect for desks, kitchens, man caves, classrooms, and anywhere else people pretend not to hear you.
SHOWS DAY & MONTH: Example: January 1st, November 22nd, etc. So you always know what day it is...and when it’s time for another terrible dad joke.

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Split Shipments

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We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us atinfo@eternagoods.com. Please note that returns will need to be sent to the following address: 821 S Tremont St. UNIT B. Oceanside CA 92054

If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.