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The Eterna Goods Perpetual Dad Joke Calendar is a teal spiral-bound desktop calendar with full-color art, perfect for display.
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Perpetual Dad Joke Calendar

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  • 365 pages of classic dad jokes
  • Perpetual format for year-round enjoyment
  • Compact desktop size (measures 5.75" x 5.25")
  • Clean, family-friendly humor for all ages
  • Fun gift for dads, coworkers, and joke enthusiasts

Start every day with a groan-worthy laugh using the Perpetual Dad Joke Calendar. Perfect for dads, joke lovers, families, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates classic humor, this compact desktop calendar measures 5.75" x 5.25". It includes 365 pages filled with clean, family-friendly dad jokes. The perpetual format delivers daily laughs and endless entertainment for home, office, or classroom use.

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FAQ

What is a perpetual dad joke calendar?
A perpetual calendar is designed to be used year after year. Instead of becoming outdated at the end of the year, this calendar features 365 clean, classic dad jokes, one for every calendar date. Simply flip to today's date and enjoy a new joke every day without ever needing to buy a replacement.
What kind of jokes are included?
The calendar is filled with classic dad jokes, clever puns, one-liners, and family-friendly humor. Expect the kind of delightfully cheesy jokes that make people laugh, groan, and immediately want to share them with someone else.
Are the jokes appropriate for kids?
Yes! The jokes are clean and suitable for the whole family. Kids, teens, and adults can all enjoy them, making the calendar a fun addition to breakfast tables, family rooms, classrooms, or offices.
Will I get a different joke every day?
Yes! The calendar includes a unique joke for each day of the year, giving you 365 different dad jokes to enjoy. Since it's perpetual, you'll revisit your favorites each year and can share them with new friends, family members, or coworkers.
Is this a good gift for dads?
Absolutely! It's a popular gift for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, retirements, and "just because." It's also a great choice for grandfathers, husbands, coworkers, teachers, or anyone who proudly embraces their inner "dad joke" expert.
Is the calendar durable enough for everyday use?
Yes. The calendar is designed for daily page flipping and repeated yearly use. Customers appreciate its sturdy desktop format, quality printing, and attractive design, making it a fun desk accessory you'll enjoy for years.
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A perpetual desk calendar featuring daily dad jokes that customers describe as "corny," "punny," and "groan-worthy." Shoppers appreciate the reusable year-after-year design and sturdy quality. While most find the humor entertaining, some noted jokes weren't consistently funny. Popular for office desks and gifts, with thick cardboard backing and clear printing.

  • 5 stars: 52 (90%)
  • 4 stars: 4 (7%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 1 (2%)
  • 1 star: 1 (2%)
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w_ww
Nice Dad-Joke daily calendar

Funny Dad-Joke calendar. I like how it's not calendar-year specific so you can reuse over and over again or re-gift as a gift-exchange gift. It's a perfect size, the cover and paper stock is nice, thick and sturdy. Dad jokes are pretty good too!

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Justin
Fun Fun!

Perpetual calendars are the best because they are good for next year too. This is a fun idea, with lots of good humor. The design makes it simple to switch from foward/backward at the half year mark, and it doesn't take up a ton of space. Fun gift idea.

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Etsy c.

Good quality, matched description & met my expectations

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CHK84
Dad approved!

Everything about this calendar impressed me, the quality is great - starting with the hard cover stand and front cover down to the funny and clean dad jokes included for each day. This can be reused year after year since it does not include the year. The text is easy to read and the size is perfect to keep on your desk.

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molmol
Definite dad jokes

This would be a great gift for all of the dad joke lovers out there. It is very well made, with quality colors and thick cardboard binding. It does seem like it will last year after year... as will the eye roll inducing dad jokes inside.

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Michael W.
Dad Jokes, Cringe Worthy Fun, for Kids of All Ages

Ok, ok. I'll admit it, I'm a fan of corny jokes. One of my favorites, not in this calendar, is what do you call a bear with no teeth...A gummy bear!I will admit that many of the jokes on this calendar are not the best I've ever heard. Some of them just make me drop my head and turn away, rolling my eyes before I chuckle anyway. A lot of them though, are funny to the core and I like to keep some stored away for that special moment when I can break them out and nauseate my friends. Besides, these jokes have a lot wisdom tucked away in the chuckles. Its really true, there are two things I will never eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner. (drum roll) and not only that, my dog really does hate the flea market.Ok, the calendar itself, on which all this mirth resides, is well made and intelligently designed. It has a built-in, fold-out stand. At the end of six months, you just turn it around and start flipping from the other side. You get a whole year of jokes. And one really cool feature, is that the dates are not tied to the days of the week so that means when you're done with this calendar, you can re-gift it to someone else and it will still be accurate for them...and funny all over. There is also full color cartoon drawing illustrating each of these humorous mind jiggles.This would make a fantastic gift for many dads. In my case we took it on a road trip and kept reading off jokes to make the time pass faster.Like sages of corn say, "Time flies when you're having fun but breaks the sound barrier when you're on your day off and then crawls like molasses at work.

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R3FL0T6CCDCWSV
Great gift

Now this is one punny calendar. I really appreciate the fact they chose to not add a year to the calendar. This way you can enjoy it year after year. The size is great for a desk or shelf and the printing and coloring is exceptional. As for the humor it is why you buy these types of items. It is a great way to cheer yourself and your inner circle with a little dose of humor each day.

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Ben
Office Favorite and Daily Laughs Guaranteed!

I bought this as a gift for a coworker, and it has quickly become a hit with everyone in the office. Each day brings a new dad joke, and surprisingly, a lot of them are ones we hadn’t heard before which is saying something in a group that loves a good pun. It’s been a fun little ritual that gets everyone smiling in the morning.The calendar itself is well made, with a clean design and easy-to-read layout. The pages are sturdy, and it sits nicely on a desk without taking up too much space. It’s a simple, lighthearted gift that brings a daily dose of humor and is great for lifting the mood. Highly recommend for coworkers, friends, or anyone who could use a good groan-laugh to start their day!

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James S.
Great calendar for Dads to increase the “Fun” in your family!

I am a Dad, and this handy calendar gives me a ton of ammunition for my superpower: Dad Jokes!Paging through some of the days, I see all sorts of ideas to entertain my family. Having fun is what keeps the family together!The calendar is well-made and is designed to be perpetual. It is not tied to a year or any individual days of the week - just the month and date. This allows it to be used for years to come or to be passed on to a special dad in your life after you’ve used it for a year.

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Etsy c.

I received exactly what I ordered. The shipping was fast! I hope my husband likes it!

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LCAiello
He loves it

Every day he comes home from work and somehow incorporates his dad joke of the day in our conversation.

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TDPM
Kid approved.

Kids like it, their dad likes it.

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Tasha S.T.💕.
Disappointed

They are not funny. A lot of just statements. I was looking forward to funny dad jokes.

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Sabrina
Great dad jokes

Love my dad jokes calendar. I keep it at work and it becomes an entertainment piece

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Ra
Nice gift

Been gifting this for a couple years. Still a good one

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Amy B.
Not so funny

Not too funny so far

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Todd C.
Overall what we were looking for. Could have better jokes

Jokes good overall. Could be better written/more witty, but ok overall.Love the reusable nature of it year after year.

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Mamasteni
Great for "Bad Dad Joke" lovers!

My husband has recently graduated to the "Bad Dad Joke" club. He was very happy to receive this as his Christmas present. I can only pray I don't regret this purchase...ha, ha!

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Amber B.
Great jokes and quality

Great jokes, the design and quality was perfect and made the page easy to rip off without damaging the next page. The size is perfect for a desk

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Amazon C.
Came quickly

Love dad jokes

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Amazon C.
Good choice

Useful calendar and funny jokes that can be used over and over

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Joe M.

🙅🏽‍♂️

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Etsy c.

These are my dad's favorite!

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Amazon C.
Work life

I bought this to improve culture at work and it worked like a charm! My team looks forward to the joke of the day each day!

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E-Bob
Perfect, Dad Jokes that last all year long.

Cute, clear Dad jokes.